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Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes
Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
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The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)
1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."
as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.
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to be confident and not know. your walking around knowing people want you or want to be like you.
also it means not giving a fuck
your in a club dacing crazy and talk to anyone one this is an example of swagged out till your bags out
you fail an exam but are unfazed.
1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.
Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.
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Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!
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It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.
Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
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