monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

Cheese Pavilion

1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.

2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.

Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!

Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

Cheese toast

Something Jhon Deacon masters, its cheese on toast.

Girl: What is your favorite food?
John Deacon: CHEESE TOAST!

Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

baby cheese

its when breast milk or formula milk, specifically not dairy milk, gets caught in the neck rolls of a 3-6 month old baby and it becomes sticky and solid and then the baby smells sour. baby cheese

oh wow did you hold jessica's baby?
yeah, it smelled like baby cheese

Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!