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If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there
when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action
He was such a cum monkey last night.