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a ‘white person™’, is a white person who feels they are being oppressed solely for being white, and that they are just as oppressed, maybe even more oppressed than white people. This is not to be confused with ‘white person’, who is, in fact, just a Caucasian person.
Someone: Black lives Matter
White person™: UGH BUT ALL LIVES MATTER STOP BEING RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE
Someone: Stop being such a white person™
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When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.
Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"
Loren: "It was Noah centipede."
a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.
"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"
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The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
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Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.
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a person of caucasion decent who tries to dress like the commonly defined chedder, wearing a cowboy hat, coyboy boots, large belt buckles etc.
Damn I saw the hat on that white chedder from a mile away.
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a white ass cracker who don't kno shit about rap, education, or social structure. The boy probably got AIDS on his neck and he is booty. He is ass. And he is ugly as fuck. O and he thinks he's a nigga but we all kno thats not true.
White Chocolate thinks he can rap like Eminem but he raps more so like yo stankass momma.
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