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JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.
Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.
Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!
Girl: Why three days?
Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
When a Native American is on their own time schedule and is most likely late or not on time to any event or time sensitive situation. “Jine Time.”
Pow wow starts at 1. No one shows up until 3. “Jine Time.”
The time beyond which regular menstruation period should have ended, but menstruation has not ended
Girl I can't beleive you in ovar time, my dick been hard for a week