Polly one wid Tha boys

When you smoke a polly (A strain of weed ) with your friends

I’m having a polly one wid tha boys

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one beer short of a six pack

Someone who lacks common sense. Not quite mentally competent.

You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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one fine bottle of Pepsi

refers to one hotass chick

Ma nizzle! Yo sista's one fine bottle of Pepsi motha f*cka.

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Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

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Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

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Throwing back a few quiet ones

When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.

Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.

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