Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

Doing a Nick

When somebody does something incredibly douche-baggy.

Plays Tank role in every game so he can ninja loot every item.

*Just finishes killing the boss*
*Rare item drops*
*Gone in half a second*
*God damn it, stop Doing a Nick, Nick"

Doing your mother

Longer version of doin ya mum

Person1:doing your mother
Person2:what

Doing the Trash can

When you sit on a trash can and take a shit while masturbating.

I just caught my girl doing the Trash can

I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and they want you to join them

Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"

Doing A Law

The art of terrorising the local area with you family. You cant be doing a law on your own, only with your mum and dad.
This only applies to only children because your family are the only friends you will have.

You can also do a law if you are called dean or if your farther is called Dean.

Callum: Hello mum, doing a law is fun isnt it, coming out to do one?
Mum: Sure son! Let me go get your dad, Dean.

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".