The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him
You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!
You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.
Michael Jackson loved child cum
When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.
EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
Damn Randy is one hell of a cum jobber.
Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!
Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
An action in which one will climax into a "modder" in the popular game GTA V Online
1). I want to cum in the modder.
2). You are very gay you know that.
1). Shut the fuck up I'll cum in you.
A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"