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When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out
My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup
Jimmeroni and cheese is a bot. He slams on the whip and gets angry when Tristan pisses him off. Micholob Mitch is deadly and will take you women any day off the week. I hate Tgags.
He jimmeroni and cheese was tweaking ode.
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off
I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!
When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)
"James did you here about Jessica getting cheese stick Torture 😱"