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The smallest thing on the fucking earth
I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
The only penis smaller than a baby penis
Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis
Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”
When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is
My girl just sucked my dick penis