pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

UwU cat baddie princess byotch

A 6 year old gacha kid

"Oh my God! She's such an UwU cat baddie princess byotch!"

flat cat

A flat or small vagina. Usually used to describe a vaginal area.

“that girl has a flat cat.”

fatt cat

Bomb ass pussy

This girl has a fatt cat.

The cat’s vajanas

A combination and crossover of the cats ass and the cats pyjamas. Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.