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Taking a shit in a public pool.
Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."
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That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist
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to tell a girl to stop givin head.
Made popular by Soulja Boy tellem
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The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
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On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
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When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
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to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet
tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.
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