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When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..
" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation
yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling
Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
A form of Bukkake where 5 men ejaculate onto a woman sitting in the center of the masturbatory ape circle at the same exact moment.
"Hey stacy, wanna join me and da bois for a quick cum bomb?"
to bust a nut so deep that the cum busts
im gonna cum bust you!
A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket