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An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped
country of orign: Nigeria
Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted
When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina
This usually happens when the penis is getting played with
Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"
When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).
I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.
When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"
Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.
when you cum and it dies down barely but instead cum again and it doesn’t stop, more than the first time . symptoms include elongated erection duration and a shattered ego. its also fucking amazing .
dude my girlfriend made me double cum on the phone, it hurt so bad.
respect to girlfriend bro.
A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"