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When you cum and you take too long to clean it up
Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head
A derogatory word for an individual who is being irritating and will not go away, much like a cum stain.
John, stop being such a cum stain and fuck off
When something smells so good you just can't help but cum.
Sarah, your hair smelt so good, I think I'm scent cumming!
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!
Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.
Gets overly excited before pumping.
“Omg Becky, Miguel over there is such a Pre Cum Prince, he jizzed before even putting it in”