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When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.
After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.
When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.
John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum
why would you eat that. a burger of cum. ew.
Person 1: man i love cum burgers
Person 2: kys
When you hit a cumshot in someone’s hole
“Josh won the cum pong competition so he got 5 more minutes in heaven”
To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude
Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?
Person 2: Word' cum
An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.