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Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 26, 2017


Butter Nut

When you nut in somebody's butter and cook with it to feed them

person A: mmmm I really like the salty taste whats in it.
Person B: a thing I made I call it butter nut

by xxxtesticlesxxxz July 12, 2019


butter nuts

what amounts when you leave cum on your nuts and you start sweating the next day.

"dude i swear Tom has butter nuts, i can smell that shit dude!

by SmaknDATass532 October 10, 2015


Butter Nuts

When the male testicles tighten from becoming warmer than 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit and raise up toward the body.

He had frozen butter nuts after he came inside after playing in the snow.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016


Butter Nut

When a male has anal sex with another individual until it’s gaping and then proceed to put his scrotum in the anal hole so that gives a feeling described as when an individual sucks on their balls.

“Hell yea Paulie , i fucked marleens ass loose last night and butter nut it”
“Sheiiittt how was it”
“Like normal rim job”

“Fuck July”
“Yes Marleen
Joshie Butteenut my ass”
“Shit”

by The Shamaine November 25, 2017


shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017


auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 24, 2024