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yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)
When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.
I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!
A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay
"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!