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Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome
The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings
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an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!
chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.
chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!
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A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.
-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...
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A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.
When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.
-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
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