Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

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Nip one off

Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.

Where's the arse fodder? I am going to nip one off.

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One Sip (pronounced Van Seep)

When the weather gets warmer, One Bite no longer wants just one whole bite, she would also like a sip (or seep) with that one bite.

Case scenario: Junior girls hit up aromoa during their frees and come back with ice cold, refreshing drinks. This is when Van Seep strikes. One Sip (Pronounced Van Seep)

One Sip- My my, i am so terribly thirsty may i have just Van Seep?

Other junior girl- So sorry to inform you Van Seep but i am a germy and therefore i would not like your obese germs on my straw.

One Sip- BUT I JUST WANT VAN SEEP!!

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You’re a mean one, Mr Trump

A CollegeHumor video that parodies the Grinch while making use of the current political climate.

You’re a mean one, Mr Trump since you said Muslims are out of control.

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The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

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it was one of those 24 hour things

1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long and was apparently very good.
2. Whenever you went out with someone immature, fugly, hideous, or embarrassing in any way and you really can't avoid the fact that you actually went out, 'it was one of those 24 hour things'.

1. G: Hey, whats up I heard you fucked my friend last night?
B: Yah, it was one of those 24 hour things.
G: Oh, so she was really good then?

2. Person 1: Wow, I heard you went out with that ugly fag who gets stuffed into garbage cans and is a freshman.
Person 2: No I didn't.
Person 1: Yes, I swear you did.
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: I swear you did.
Person 2: It was one of those 24 hour things.
Person 1: I knew it!

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cracking open a cold one with the boys

Usually means ur having sex with ur best guys friends and getting drunk with them before hand

Saturday's are for cracking open a cold one with the boys

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