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the cutest thing in the world ;)

"Aw that penis is so cute I just wanna hold it and kiss it all over!"

by bruhyeetsmd May 7, 2019


Penis

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.

He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.

by Pycho Dick Blower March 16, 2023


penis

something your man doesn’t have

where is your penis ?

by hejsiechxnisis December 16, 2023


Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 10, 2021


Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021


penis

penis

penis

by stephanie (i’m from bc) November 16, 2020


Penis

Flap of skin that hangs off the pelvic area, used for keeping dust off the asscrack when in northern Canada

Good thing my penis protected my asshole

by Tricky Surrey October 28, 2021