Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

Penis

A very large apple on ur peen when you poop In ur asshole

Penis is awesome corrode skyler was the time to say to my friend I was gonna I wanna have a great night love you bye bye

Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

2👍 1👎

penis

penis is the fun in a lonely mans life

Man, I sure love penis.

Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind

Josh: look babe how I can move my penis without touching it, side to side, up and down
Kate: that's some powerful skill babe I wish I could do that

Penis

What Brie’anah has

Omg Brie’anah’s a man she has a penis!!

Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind

Josh; look how I can move my penis side to side, up and down
Kate: holy shit that's some powerful moves babe