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when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
A masterful blowjob. One given with such fervor that the lady is placed in the top tier of jinski artists.
That chick u said was so good gave me a double c jinski last night. It was legendary. She also said we were exactly alike haha. I think we should get one from her at the same time.
Double Fisting Day is a holiday celebrated on October 22nd, the day after International Fisting Day. The day is dedicated to all power bottoms who have the ability to take a double fist.
Person 1: I had a great ffun yesterday. We celebrated International Fisting Day.
Person 2: Don't you know that today you can double the ffun? Today is Double Fisting Day!
When two black men engage in gay sex. The top pulls out, and the bottom gives the top fellatio.
Steve gave Jered his double fudge sickle after some hot steamy but sex.
When two black men engage in gay sex. The top pulls out, and the bottom gives the top fellatio.
Steve gave Jered his double fudge sickle after some hot steamy but sex.
A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach
Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon
Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned