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Getting so drunk you shit your pants.
Be careful out tonight or you'll end up doing a ciaran.
If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏
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A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
Dippty Do Ha (n) : When a person who likes a certain item but will not like it in any other form ..... you call this person this
Becca likes cherries but doesn’t like anything cherry flavored so she’s what you “Dippty Do Ha”
Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.
At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.
Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.
This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore
I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/
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