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My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
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A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".
Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"
Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"
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To get off of someone's "shit", term used mainly in it's place of origin, Yonkers NY.
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whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.
Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!
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LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass
Me: You hungry?
Christy: LMOA NO
*LMOA = Laugh My Off Ass*
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"Damn, this is going no were, get off my bone."
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Baseball metaphor for a one-night stand.
"These club chicks are totally walk off grand slammable!"
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