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Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
When a girl has to do when a girl what she has to do.
Doing something slutty or wrong
Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do
Fuad : does she wanna gw me
Camila no you’re an opp boy pagan
Rodrigo:would you gw Fuad
Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do
Rodrigo: so yes
Camila : no he’s butters
She couldn’t walk past the cucumber patch without doing a del!
To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.
Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.
A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.
When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.
“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”