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Cats are called pussy so dogs should be called penis. Makes sence.
Look at that cute little penis
What I gave your mom last night in bed
Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!
A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.
Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!
Will you stop acting like a penis?!
Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex
penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good
Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.
Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.