Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.
Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.
This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"
Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!
Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn
I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
your name is dallas and your fucking dead
"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.
A sentence that has every letter of the alphabet in it, like "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog".
You may find this on computers to test the font.
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it