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So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.
"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"
DOUBLE SPRINKLE SHOT is when a girl or guy is getting anal fucked, when they think you are about to ejaculate, you fill it up with piss really quickly. 😁😂😂🚿
Have you just pissed in my ass!!
Yeah it's called the Double Sprinkle Shot!!
A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
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In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"