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The absolute most stupidest person you will ever meet. His face is decorated with pimples every square millimeter and he never fails to make you feel like a fat ass. He likes to stick his body parts in holes and he also pulls men. Jack is always goofing around and being a fat idiot.
Jack is so god awfully ugly and stupid!
very sexy very yes have large wiener
woman: hey what's your name?
Jack: Jack
Woman: have sex with me
jack is an extremely sexy and cute god.
holy shit, have you seen jack today?
let me guess, he got all the girls wet again.
A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.
Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
Jack is a toxic and annoying person with depression and social anxiety. He tries to make it so everyone is constantly annoyed but he doesn’t do it intentionally. Jack knows way to much about skating and will most likely never be good
Stop being a jack Donald Trump
Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.
Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
Jack is overall nice, intelligent, good-looking, and somebody you can count on to be there. He's very outgoing with his closest friends and loves deeply no matter the relationship. Although he is very shy with new people, he always tries his best to seem confident when he speaks. He never wants to leave things on the bad side and always strives to fix his mistakes. He wants everybody in his life to be positively impacted by his presence and always tries to be a shining light. Though he has all these things he's always hard on himself. He seems to always downsize himself and never understands how amazing he truly is. So if you find a Jack, remind him every day that he is more than enough and that not everybody's perfect.
Stranger: "Hey, who's that guy over there?"
Friend: "Oh that's Jack, he's the therapist of our friend group."