To ejaculate
"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"
"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"
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What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?
Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.
Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.
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When any company, preferably an animation company like Disney, Pixar, or even Dreamworks decides to make a sequel and/or 3rd movie. Pulling Off A Toy Story means the sequel is actually considered better if not just as good as the original or previous one.
Pulling Off A Toy Story needs to satisfy 1 of these 2 conditions:
1) People don't think a sequel can be better than the original and this one either is or is just as good.
2) The sequel comes out years (10 or more) after the previous one and not only completely shatters expectations but is considered better than the original by many (Toy Story 3).
Me: I still haven't seen Toy Story 3 :(
Imaginary Guy: Yeah. Every animated sequel will be judged based on whether they Pull Off A Toy Story or not.
Some think Lion King 2 Pulled Off A Toy Story even though it was a direct-to-video low budget movie like 1 1/2 is. Others just consider it another disappointing Disney Sequel.
Hmmm. I wonder if we should call it Puling Off A Toy Story 3 for accuracy's sake.
Some variations include Pulling Off A Toy Story, Pulling Off A Toy Story 3, Pulled Off A Toy Story, and Pulled Off A Toy Story.
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The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
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not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...
NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me
NB could also replace knickers with tits
Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...
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One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room
Me: not now Iโm taking a dub
Mother: Iโll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
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1. To be surprised by something or someone.
Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.
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