penis

fat things that boys have that girls always wanna hop on

Boy: my penis is hurting

Girl: i can help u with that daddy

Penis

I fuck your Mom with it

I fucked your mom with my penis

peni

Plural penis.

Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

penis eater 200

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Person1: Hey whats your talent?
Person2: Penis eater 200

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.