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Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.
"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."
When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.
I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.
A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?
Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.
Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
The photographic devise you store the money shots on.
I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder
The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".
Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...
Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.
Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!