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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle
Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug
Eating the pussy doggie style and you get a little poopy on your nose.
Bro I brown nosed that bitch crystal last night, and I can still smell it.
after finding out a girl or guy(if ur gay), is cheating on them,they request a blumpkin, right before ejaculation, sit up and dunk the cheatee's head in the toilet without warning for 5 seconds. After releasing the cheat, and letting them gasp for air, their face gets busted on....
Leon cheated on his shemale and as a result, received a midnight charley brown.
Thinks he's amazing, kind of a know it all. Has a thing for unreliable vehicles mostly made by Ford motor company
Tasj brown is the hottest guy you've ever met! At first he seems distant but then he becomes easier to read. Although he is popular, he isnt always the leader. An amazingly handsome man with a heart of gold. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, he's perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most beloved person anyone could come across. He's dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise he's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone who's charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His smile brightens everyone's day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. He's someone who is so wonderful in every way and it's impossible to find another man like him.
Tasj is the sexiest man alive.Tasj brown =Is the most beautiful thing alive
A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.