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A type of flooring made of coconut and peanut often having a design made of sucklers (or large drooping breasts) on them.
Did you just see him ejaculate all over the nut suckler?
If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
The opposite of post nut clarity
Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you
Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.
When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey
He has jelly nuts.
A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason
Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny
1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut