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The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
Argh! It hurts to walk a little, this Cum Rash burns!
The action of cumming while crying
"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.
Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.
jizz sperm
Someone who goes up to every bloke to see if they'll cum inside her
Did you see Jess's Aunt last night she was a real Cum Raider
The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold