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When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt
When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.
Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight
When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate
Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.
"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."
When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.
I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.