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After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"
"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"
*breathes*
Arch Bishop Ryan High School is a school filled to the brim with whores and faggots men like to give each other blow jobs in the bathroom. Kinda gay ngl don’t go to this school unless your gay
Ethan ate all of the dick in Arch Bishop Ryan High School he also ate all the food
A school that has people and some of those people can be weird.
Pueblo County High School sucks.
Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.
Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself
North high school is full of basic ass npc’s that are pre selected in a catalog before the day starts. Everyone there is either wildly racist or so woke they become racist by definition.
“He goes to north high school. Beat that npc’s ass.”
the worst fucking place in the world. its filled with so many gay people, fat people, and sped kids. it smells like horse shit and weed inside the bathroom by the freshman sophomore cafeteria and these ugly ass fat bitches are always lurking around in the bathroom and smoking. the worst one there was a senior who proboly got held back for like 5 years. shes a little indian looking thing who got pregnant at like 16. stay away from it. disabled kids run around screaming in the halls and it gets annoying. stay away from the blue haired fat girls.
person: that building looks gay as fuck
other person: oh thats oprf high school