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Penis

The ultimate battle weapon not to be confused with pen or is. Often used by lesbians as a dildo.

A: I love penis

B:Oh yeah I bought one off Amazon yesterday but I haven't tried it out yet.

by EpicPenisManIsAwesome March 27, 2019


PENIS

A THING THAT A BOY HAS THAT GOES INTO TO TE VIGINA AND THEN MAKE A BABY

GUY: HI IM PENIS

guy2 : I WANT A BIG ONE

by heyitsme123@gmail.com June 20, 2018


penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 5, 2021


Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 25, 2023


penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.

I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now

by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024


penis

a genital exclusive to males

Guy 1: Guy 3’s penis is tiny.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3, masturbating: Oh, what a big one I have

by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019


Peni

plural noun for ''penis''

Damn, i can't believe how many peni there are...

by dulasd August 25, 2021