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your name is dallas and your fucking dead
"I NEED A MEDIC BAG I'M FUCKIN' DYING OVER HERE" any dallas player.
A sentence that has every letter of the alphabet in it, like "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog".
You may find this on computers to test the font.
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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A high-tech variation of the classic teabag. The act of surprising a viewer of a Web Cam by slowly lowering and raising your nuts into the top of the view of the camera.
When Nicky and Cole were Web chatting, Cole directed Nicky's attention to his new poster in his room and disappeared from view. As Nicky was checking out the poster, Cole snuck behind his laptop, stradled it without being seen, and began lowering and raising his nuts into the top of the camera view... I.T. Bagging Nicky.
Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!
When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.