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When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!
When you become so monke you get brass monkey
βHe definitely has Brass Monkey Syndromeβ
A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing
verb.
The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.
"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!