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A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?
Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.
Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
The photographic devise you store the money shots on.
I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder
The vertical crease in the center of women's stomach. Also known as an "ab crack".
Tiffany has one hell of a lady cum gutter going on.
Yeah, she must work out.
It looks like she had an autopsy to me...
Cumming in the same girl during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.
Wow, they just completed their cum hattrick!
Cumming in the same girl three times during oral, vaginal and anal sex within 24 hours.
Josh just completed a cum hattrick!
A meme very similar to cum jar but instead of a jar the container is a barrel.
This Phrase could be used as a war cry or an insult
war cry- Andres: CUMMMM BARRELLL!!!! (proceeds to die)
Insult- Bitch on the street: ugh look at this asshole he's such a cum barrel
Me a few weeks ago: wtf? did someone just call me a cum barrel
A man that would do anything for a crumb of that good-good whilst simultaneously being a white knight at the same time.
"Ever since he had that crush on a girl he's become a puss in cum."