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When you’re kinda hungry but kinda horny, so you shoot your load into your mouth for a nice little treat.
“Hey David, you want to get some dinner?”
“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”
the sexiest man on earth who pulls all the men
hey man did you see jack yates
yes he kidnapped me
Jack Beckman thinks he has a real big dick.
You know what, he probably does.
"Do you know Jack Beckman? Yeah he's alright. I heard he has a huge Nightcrawler."
A tall motherfucker that looks like they were stretched on some form of medieval torture device
1. look at that ugly Jack Warden mom
The worlds best blox fruit player, gg ez
"im nothing in comparison to Jack Martin"
Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
The kind of guy who is very sweet and nice, but has a pea brain. Too carefree and reckless he would actually get on your nerves. Seems simple and kind at first but often turns out to be manipulative. Last but not least he’s the type of guy who would ghost you after using you for however he benefits. No matter what he still manages to leave an impact on that some other person’s life, with all his weird charms.
From beloved KC
Jack Strachan…..The master of all the airing