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You: What are you doing later today?
The person you want to hangout with: I will have a sleepover with my friend!
You: Oh, Umm. Good for you!
A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
Hannah- yea you know my friend
Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife
That one person who would burn down a building with you/for you. The kind of person that wouldn't be at your funeral if you were murdered because they are too busy killing the killer. The kind of person you text for ages and send things like this to.
1; You are an amazing friend
2: I know. I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.
People don't need friends they don't already have.