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The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more
Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.
Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.
In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.
"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"
(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"
“pinchy cheese” is the best person you will ever meet. it’s the person that will understand you, be by your side no matter what, and always support you. if you find yourself a pinchy cheese you better hold them close and never let them go, they are the rarest type of person out there. they’re the person that fills your other half even though you’re a whole on your own. they add happiness to your life, they’re always a mood booster and will take naps with you if you’re exhausted but want to spend time with them. this person is your soulmate without the romantic aspect. they love you for you, and they’re probably the best person to do stupid fun things with. you two together are the life of the party, no matter who’s watching. pinchy cheese is the best friend that you always wanted, and have finally found.
look at those two, i wonder if they’re friends.
they’re the closest of friends, they’re each other’s pinchy cheese!
qwerty (me) invented a new snack called dip in cheese roll, my mom tried it and she said "it was delicious!"
dip in cheese roll is: cheese and ketchup inside the cheese and roll it
He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE