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When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth
Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself
I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!
Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."
Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
POV alex after he go a haircut
"Did you see alex's new haircut?"
"Yea he had a glow down L skill issue"
1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.
1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!
A euphemism for being drugged.
She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.
I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.
when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.
Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."