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Person 1: I got raped last night... it was an Anal butt rape...
Person 2: Awesome.
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Raging butt sex is when your step-father comes home from a long day of work drunk as all hell and decides to beat you until you either lock yourself in the closet or run away crying and pissing your pants. after this he turns his attention towards your mom, not even noticing that she got her hair done today, but instead in a drunken rage because he no longer has you to molest he has his way with your mom's anus tearing the shit out of it until she's bled so much there is no use for lube. after he blows his load and pukes on her back he then passes out as your mom experiences orgasm after orgasm shaking her body all over.
(drunken step dad): I'm gonna give you raging butt sex
(your mom):alright I'm just healed from last week's session lets go.
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When you're butt ass freezing
Man, it's butt ass freezing i got frostbitten doodoo crumbs
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pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'
that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!
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When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.
I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.
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A weird group of people that are overly sexual despite their age. They have much in common and will not stop making each other uncomfortable. They often.post shut while talking on Facebook. They come up with the randomest shit and are awesome. .ma stands for fuck my ass. and the fire dragon cook out are just two things they've come up with.
H: I know a lot of sexual things that would scare you.
Ja: How Bout the Fire Dragon Cook Out
H: OMFG that's crazy and sexual and just.might work. PUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY!
A Jiggle Butt Gang is a weird gang with weird people dontcha think.
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