Shit myself whilst out running
I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.
it is the day to get you stuff done.
person a: "what day is it?"
person b: "It's the day to do the day, i gotta go to work, pick up my girl, and clean, and mow, and school."
When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.
Bro me and my boy had a double Decker do ya last night with a couple Shorty's
when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!
Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.
Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."
The first sexual act after a man divorced with his wife and remarried a new one
“I’m ready for a Daddy Do-over honey!”
When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions
Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin