Goofy school, mandem put more effort into jumping kids on the bus or in the washroom then they do in class. Cant even use the boys washroom 80% of the time cause its always closed due to police investigations. some kid tried burning down the school and lit the washroom on fire.
“Yeooo why are the cops here again?”
“oh some kid lit the washroom on fire again while he was trying to light his blunt styl”
“Say no more gango must have been LK and his boys”
“LKs still locked up for pulling a knife on SK”
“Wrd, gotta love Markham District High School”
a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.
mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.
dress code for girls is
lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights
dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or
adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks
people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.
the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant
A school were is the punishments and rules are rigged and really why solve algebras problems when you got your own.
"My friend at " Cave" (Cave Spring High School) just got a detention for throwing his lunch away"
A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
High school musical but with less singing, and more bitches, sex, and drugs.
I go to Davison High School
wah that holy innocent high school smelly
i agree
When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.
My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.