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No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
Otherwise known as NNN, it is the god forsaken month for the majority identifying as males. No Nut November is the month in where you are not allowed to peak, nut, or ejaculate in any way for any reason. Females and those of other identifying genders may try to lure and trick you into peaking. Do NOT do it. By the laws of human nature, this is not something we should, and will not allow. WLR will help.
jordan: "that bitch bad asl bro. i outta fuck her in the ass bro."
michael: "ayoo nahh brodie it's no nut november.
jordan: "im so real 4 that tho."
A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off
Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November
Person 2: wait it's NNN
No Nut November, or NNN for short, is a challenge that is typically failed on the first day that consists of not Masturbating to the point in which you cum. However you may nut if it is due to a Wet Dream or sex with a member of the oposite sex.
Bro 1:Dude have you failed No Nut November yet?
Bro 2: Boi I failed day one and I know damn well you did too!
Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.
Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.
No Nut November
No Nut November, or NNN, Opposite of DDD, is a challenge Men partake in where they are not allowed to Cum or Masturbate for the entire month of November.
“Did you survive No Nut November?
“No, I only lasted 3 days.