Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you
Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit
Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good
National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex
Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day
Roman: same bros
a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.
April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.
'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'